Friday i'm with this girl I like, and she likes me and we're going to go out...ok sorry..were going to go out, past tense fucks. Anyways we're both a little intoxicated and we're on her bed i'm in my boxers and she's in her bra and underwear, hella making out and me suckin on her titties, she wants to fuck so bad, but ya know...this chick really likes mature guys so I do the mature thing and say no, I want to wait till we're dating. And later as in saturday night (i've been hanging out with her all day saturday) and the alcohol shows up at 8, and I drink a 5th of bacardi lemon, and 2 rock star energy drinks IN 15 FUCKING MINUTES and ya know it's all good, and 20 minutes after that I blacked out...not passed out, but blacked out as in not remembering a fucking thing after that. so ya know, later that night I hit my foot on a curb, and SLAM my fucking head into a tire on a car, and then my head bouncing off the tire onto the cement and I get up like nothing happens and theres no mark at all on my face, oh and heres the cool thing, I drank somewhere between 6-12 beers all night, I did not throw up because of the bacardi, I ended up throwing up 3 or 4 times in her house or outside...no idea yet. and after that my buddy sais it's time for me to chill (he didn't say this to me) so he gets 3 big ass blood black guys to try and talk shit to me and scare me, unfortunately I yell back and push one of them, they ended up bitching out. Oh and the grand prix of it all? They put me to sleep in the girl I likes bed, with 2 other people. And guess what the fuck I do?I PISS MY FUCKING PANTS! I don't remember anything, you know how most people are like I don't remember anything but in fact they remember a couple things, and remember more of it when you talk about what you did? Yeah well guess what...I don't remember a damn thing! not 1 single memory at all!

I mean, I drank a 5th of bacardi and 2 rock stars and 6-12 beers throughout the night (the beer was throughout the night, the bicardi was gone way before then) oh and heres a joy to top it all off, I smoked 10 fucking bowls of this weed called strawberry cush. When normally this strawberry cush gets me fucking blazed like no other off only 2 bowls. Let alone, 10 bowls with all the fucking alcohol I drank. I didn't get sober till 4 A.M on monday (today) and I only drank on saturday...That and the fact i havn't eaten since friday definately not a good thing to drink on an empty stomach, and i'm still not hungry!

I mean i wouldn't be as mad and depressed at what I did, if it was someone elses house? Right? But fucking no, I did it on a girls bed that I actually fucking like, and the crazy thing is she likes/d me to!

FUCK!

Chuck wtf pwnd wanderlei silva!!!

Matt hughes lost to GSP unfortunetly =(, don't get me wrong, GSP is a great person and fighter, I just prefer matt hughes more. I hope mirko cropcop does well in the UFC ( I know he wasn't in UFC 79)

I think i'm a veteran...but i'm just not sure :(